I have sinned again today because I thought of this thought while I’m in mass. T_T Sorry Lord. Anyway, I think our Lord will understand because I thought of this while saying sorry because I have offended others. Long story short, I am here to say sorry. To those who I have been hurting, I am hurting and I will be hurting in the future with my mouth, I am really really sorry. Most of the time, I say things to be funny and not to offend people. Sometimes I tend to say the funny/ sad/ humiliating/ degrading-truths I think of. The deal is, if you cannot bear with my insensitive/vulgar/foul/bad but funny mouth, just think of it this way, God gave me the role to stand up for your other friends to tell you that you are stupid/boring/weird sometimes. =)
Good day reader.
-Back to ECE notes =))
An old Italian gentleman lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:
Dear Vincent, I am feeling pretty sad because it looks like I won’t be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I’m just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days. Love, Paopa
A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Dear Papa, Don’t dig up that garden. That’ s where the bodies are buried. Love, Vinnie
At 4 a.m. The next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son.
Dear Papa, Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That’s the best I could do under the circumstances. Love you, Vinnie
GENIUS!
(Source: catalogosphere, via annoyingstrawberry)
